the next time ive got my shirt stuck halfway over my head with my sleeves still bound over my wrists because i forgot to unbutton them i will try to embrace the moment. i'll try to think of my circumstances, the view of the inside of the woolen plaid, the 3 inches of leeway i've got to move my arms, as the paradigmatic predicament of another organism. i'm a rhino with seven hundred flies on my eyelid which i will never, ever be able to get rid of; i'm a hammerhead shark with a headache and no one has ever cared; i'm a dog, i've heard there are things called colors but i can't see them and that makes me blue. or at least (best?) imagine myself houdini.

man that was some pretty feel good shit i just wrote. so cute it's loathsome. live in the moment, man!