yo what the fuck is with the swooning muzak musicians in the boxes at the oscar theater? this is embarrassingly entertaining altogether. i gotta go to bed soon. my tooth hurts. the red carpet slow motion panning over actresses's dresses is some preposterously bad cultural studies shit. does anyone know a quote (probably from some mafia movie) about how no one leaves the family? how you're dead if you leave the family, or something? they definitely say something like that.