there is this green thing called mustard greens that looks like something that gets lost in a salad, but it actually tastes like mustard in the most intense way. it tastes like two fat fingers shoved up your nose. i keep eating it because i don't really believe that it can taste the way it does. i come from the heinz and hellman's school of thinking that says that taste is a monolith, a pure form that comes in a single color of a certain consistency. what a fucking vegetable.